Recent Game Reviews
Gravinaytor
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 28, 2010
The Push Arrow Saga: Ballad of the Push Arrows
Gravinaytor has little to no difficulty and relies entirely on timing and hand eye coordination. It is a generic platformer in the disguise of a puzzle game.
There are so many really good (and fun) platformers on Newgrounds that do exactly what Gravinaytor does, but better. Gravinaytor needs something to set it apart from all the others on Newgrounds.
Larry And The Gnomes
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 9, 2010
In a Time of Rapid Expansion
I liked this, really.
It could have had X/Y scaling (for moving toward and away).
It could have had a bit more effects.
It could have... had a horse riding level between points on the road...
Coulda' woulda' whatever!
Every little thing I think of that could have improved upon this would have dragged out the release, file size and CPU needed to play. And I find that maybe because I'm flooded with so many ideas for this, a game like this, that perhaps it's my addoration for the game comming through. And that perhaps it is a constructive addoration centered around a second game. With all of the resources archived from this, perhaps?
Good job guys!
Chicks`N`Dicks 3
Rated 3 / 5 stars December 16, 2009
Nice music and sound effects
For what it is, it isn't bad.
Although the slider puzzles are way too easy asyou just need to fine the seem. And the jig saw puzzles are fairly easy as well.
The music in this is very pleasent.
Recent Audio Reviews
Death Grind Splatter Piss Shit
Rated 4 / 5 stars September 28, 2010
Right and Proper
Finally, metal.
So many tracks on Newgrounds are too FRUITYLOOPS.
This is proper.
Keep it.
Cheers man. Yeah, I'm all real!
Recent Art Reviews
Tom Fulp
Rated 4 / 5 stars Nov 2, 2010
K ugh...
This is nice but it begs the question:
What the fuck happened to Wade?
Taipou
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Sep 22, 2009
The image of this could be bigger.
I like what I see.
No heavy critique from me except that; if you are to ever have an aquarium hang this above it hey? Just kidding.
Really though... put this in a room or hallway that gets a lot of traffic.
Good stuff, very well done.
Hey thanks! Well my girlfriend is now the owner of this artwork, so.. yeah lol, I'll make more similar ones like that in the future. Thanks for the comment!
Stephen Malkmus
Rated 4 / 5 stars Sep 22, 2009
Great Dimensions
This rating would be a nine but the upper right panel of the mouth, it doesn't seem as flowing or genuine as the rest of the work.
Get it framed, sell it to a jazz bar.
Make some money, grow as a painter and as an individual.
thanks a lot man. theres a reason the mouth is like that but i won't bore you with it. but yeah most of the comments people give me are about how strikingly different it is. i may change it.
i'm gonna mat it instead of a frame, and i ain't gonna sell it
i'd lose my indie cred B)
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 11, 2011
Fuck Shit Piss Escalon
Favourited. Fived. Ten'ed.
Bitchs don't know. And I won't tell them.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 30, 2010
This Movie
Could get syndication because of Leslie Nielsen's passing.
Please update the community on this projects progress.
Fans of your series and now mourning fans of a famed comedian are waiting.
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 30, 2010
Banned Videos
'Fourth Favourite' video of yours. The first will always be the Princess 'Peach Gang Bang'.
I really like these cartoons you do.
You know this, I've told you on several different occasions.
I'm glad you've got a place to upload all of your previously banned uploads.